CloakedAI™ (Cloaked Automatic Irritation™)

CloakedAI™ —We’ll use your RM (Real Money) to AI (Automatically Irritate) you and your valuable time; it’s incredible!

We offer nothing short of “WOW, now this is AI!”

• A high-tech, sleek UI that gives off “cutting-edge” vibes but ultimately leads to a dead end.
• A glowing “PROCESSING REQUEST…” loop that never actually grants access.
• A TOS popup that covers the entire screen, asking you to agree to a decision already made without you.
• A progress bar stuck at 99% to mess with your head.
• A corporate AI bot says, “We’re here to help!” while denying every request.
• A VIP “unlock” button that does nothing but redirect you to another paywall.
• A laughing billionaire hologram, sipping a martini made of your wasted hours.
• A glitchy “manual override” button that, when clicked, logs you out.

“CloakedAI™—Giving you the tools to do nothing at all. Efficiently.”